Yell at me if you want, I am a terrible person. I haven't updated in THIRTEEN DAYS. You know what happens in thirteen days in the rear? A hell of a lot.
Hey wait though. I've got excuses. I got my wisdom teeth out, so I haven't even been in the rear that much. And, the Olympics are on, so that's eating up a lot of my time. I'm like super busy.
Damn. I'm trying so hard to think of what's been going on with us.
Ok, so the people that moved in upstairs? We think they are douches. Sorry to be so crass, but if you throw a big party, decline to invite us, and then let people puke off of your balcony down into OUR backyard and then never clean it up...well, you are a douche.
Adrienne and I tried to watch Saturday Night Live together on Saturday, but we couldn't, cause of the Olympics. So much for bonding.
Speaking of the Olympics, I'm not even going to get into the Michelle Kwan situation. If I do, I'm going to get emotional, and then you are going to ask me if I am being serious or joking, and then I am going to say "AM I SERIOUS??? OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS!!" And then you are going to laugh because you still think that I am joking, and I am going to get really offended and then you are going to get mad or feel bad or something, I don't know. And it won't be pretty. So let's not do that, ok?
Other than that though, this Olympics has been pretty enjoyable. I've never been one for ice dancing, but I've really been enjoying that. Don't ask me what I think about Lindsey Jacobellis, because I am sick of answering that question. I thought Johnny Weir was robbed. Bode Miller, who cares?
I am going to ask Adrienne a question:
L-"A, have you watched the Olympics at all?"
L-"A?"
L-"Adrienne?"
She's not answering me. That's lame. I love her though.
We all got each other gifts for Valentines Day. You know candy, socks, etc. Great girls, really, just the best.
A-"Stop screaming my name, what do you want?"
L-"Oh, I just wanted to ask you if you had been watching the Olympics lately?"
A-"Do I look like a loser?"
L-"A loser? But I watch the Olympics."
A-"Let me rephrase the question."
L-"Ok, thanks."
A-"Do I look like a TOTAL loser?"
L-"That was harsh. Look at the tv, this is ice dancing, it's great."
A-"Yeah, like I really need to watch a bunch of foreign old people skating around to the Phantom of the Opera, with you cutting in every two seconds to tell me some random and totally useless fact about their childhoods. No thanks, the f-ing Olympics isn't for me."
Fun fact about Lindsay: she is a total loser.
I have not hung out with Maryam in ages. I really miss her. The rear has been so lonely lately. I can't remember the last time that someone came to hang out with us. Andrew came over a few days ago, but that was only to take back his casserole dish. No one wants to play anymore.
We are having serious shower curtain problems. I don't know what to do anymore, the damn thing just won't stay up.
I want to write more, I really do. But ice dancing just got really, really good. And so I got to go. More later, I will really try.
I am an Olympics junkie, and I need my fix. Sorry kids.
posted by Lindsay @ 7:09 PM
3 Comments:
Hey girllz - long time no converse! Y'all got some nasty people commenting on y'all blog. Who that Skywalker Sally think she is calling me a crazy pervert - I think she needs to apologise right now. In the first place I ain't crazy. I got my GED last year and been taking some wood wording classes up at the trade center. I'm learning to make cabinets and one day gonna work with my uncle Teddy in his kitchen repair business. Just cause I work at Denny's don't make me crazy or stupid Skywalker Sally. And Beth and Bob are right about me being no pervert? Where you come off calling me that? Down here in Kentucky we have manners - I can tell you ain't never been to Kentucky cause you be putting down blugrass and Elvis. I'll bet you into that boy band stuff like Hanson and Munuedo - that's your own business but normally I heard most girls grow out of that by their teen years. Anyway i ain't on this blog to talk to mean people like you. I like these girls in the rear. They funny. That one girl says she don't watch Olympics because that other girl a total loser. That sounds like me and my friend Virgil - we like to joke around a call each other stuff but it's all in good fun. Personally I like NASCAR more that skating but I did see some of that ski stuff the other nite after HEE Haw and Bonanza was over. I got to head up to my woodworking class girls in the rear. Talk to y'all soon and tell that Skywalker Sally person to learn some manners.
Hi. Beth told me about this web site and said the girls in the rear were way cool. how come you girls never talk about American Idol? I mean I live for that show! Me and Beth are going to try out next time - do any of you girls want to join us? We have been practicing on stuff by Avril and Ashlee. Those two are so DIGNIFIED!!! Almost never off my IPod except maybe for Kelly and Carrie and Clay. You know what girls? We ought to all get together for an American Idol party. Would that be way cool or what. I could bring my Kareokee machine. I could get Beth and Jody and Kim to come to. Do you think those boys next door to you would want to be there? Everybody likes American Idol I think Just remember don't wear your hoodies - ha ha - just kidding.
Wow...an inspirational speaker? Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm flattered. Is it because I inspire you? Because a friend of mine the other day told me that I inspire him. And I actually had the same idea that you just gave me. Hmmm...it may just be an omen. I like fans. Keep the comments coming, please.
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