Maryam is Perfection
I just got off the phone with Maryam. Neither of us are in the rear right now, and that saddens me immensely.
She should be back in the rear tomorrow.
I am going to use this post to discuss a few things that are wrong with the rear.
"But Lindsay, what could possibly be wrong with the rear?"
I know, it's hard to believe, but there are some things that we all need to work on.
1. People need to send us mail more often.
2. We need to figure out how to make the heat circulate in the rear. I'm really hurting down in the basement; the cold is painful, painful.
3. Laundry situation needs to be resolved once and for all.
4. We need to use the crockpot ASAP.
5. Eating needs to be done at the table more often. Why do we even have that table/chairs if no one ever eats/sits at it?
6. Maryam's alarm clock. I'm not even going to get into it. I'll get too upset, but, seriously, it needs to be destroyed.
I don't want to complain too much, so I'll stop the list now.
All these things are bearable, but I don't think that we should settle. You know?
That's all I got for the post today.
Winter break has been interesting so far.
posted by Lindsay @ 12:07 PM
3 Comments:
Lindsay dont hate on the alarm clock
Where's the Voice of your Generation? Saturday was an eternity ago. You have to update! Tell us more about this chair that smells like a dog. Does everyone think it smells like a dog or only Maryam? What's been so interesting about your winter break so far? Who is Sandy Beaches anyway? Must be nice to be spending the holidays in Mexico.
You know what's really fun to do when you get bored while talking to someone? Say Mc before one select noun in every sentence you say out loud. For example:
Maryam can I please have another McPomegranate?
Those are really McSweet. I think my skin is McCleansed because of all those Antioxidants.
McThank you.
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