Yeah, we ate grapefruit today too...

What a day, what a day, what a day. What a day.
So, as of right now (12:36), no one really likes our blog. No one thinks that we are interesting?
For real?
Well as of the last post, Maryam and I both went to work.
"Did you have a good day Maryam?"
"Yeah."
"Is that all you have to say about your day?"
"Yeah."
"Say something interesting for the blog."
"A child yelled at me and then hit someone, and then she refused to go on time-out for the rest of the day."
"Wow. Sounds like you had an interesting day."
"Yeah."

That was just one example of a typical conversation in the rear.

"Maryam, ask me about my day."
"No."
"For the blog Maryam, for the blog."
"How was your day?"
"Wow, so glad that you asked. We ran out of napkins, that wasn't so great. Most people hated not having napkins; some people didn't care I guess. Probably because they don't usually use napkins. It's a good thing that we didn't run out of forks."
"No one is going to care about this."
"Jeezaloo. Do you want to know how my day went or what?"
"I don't really want to know."

For real, that is how things go down in the rear.
We watched Oprah tonight, it was about swingers. I didn't see all of it. I was interrupted with a few phone calls. We are popular girls in the rear.
Maryam got a phone call too. Good for her. Whoopdedoo.
After we both got off the phone, we watched Sex and the City.
Maryam's friend Michelle is spending the night tonight. She's a basket of laughs. Over and over, the laughs never stop. She left a comment on our one previous blog; she wishes that she could be a part of the rear. Doesn't everyone though?

Most people don't like our blog so far. That's ok, that doesn't bother us. We are new at this blogging phenomenon. It will take time for our blogs to become polished pieces of literature. And, believe me, literature they one day will become. Also, the very nature of blogging is people recording minute details of their mundane lives. If you are allowed to blog about the details of your "crazy partay-ing lifestyle," then why can't we blog about the rear? Mundaneness is hip; it's part of our lifestyle. Sometimes we are more interesting, apparently right now we are less so. Deal with it. Check back to the blog often, interesting stuff could happen anyday now.
That's about it for now. Adrienne comes back from Ireland tomorrow. I go home on Thursday. Maryam won't be here this weekend either. The rear will be empty.
Oh yeah, we ate cookies today.
Until next time...