All About Ass

Wow, it's about time. Finally, an online forum to recount every single thing that happens to us, and to be as self-indulgent as possible! Apartment 1R is home to the ladies of "The Rear," and as we like to say, "what happens in the rear, stays in the rear."
For real.
Two nights ago Maryam and I did paintings of each other's rears; we posed for each other, and Maryam also did a painting of Adrienne's rear, though since A is in Ireland, this painting was done from memory. The memory of A's sweet sweet rear.
Come by and see our rears sometime.
For real.
This break has been fairly uneventful for the most part. Adrienne has been living it up in Ireland (decidedly NOT part of the rear), and Maryam and I have been doing exciting and fun things here.
For example, last night Maryam and I got really heated because it was Monday. Why is Monday so terrible? Well, Oprah is a constant fixture in the rear every weeknight at 11:00 pm, and Monday always seems to interrupt our Oprah fix. Monday is home to the popular program "Monday Night Football," and on Mondays Oprah doesn't come on until nearly 1:00 in the morning. Monday Night Football can stick it in the rear. So sick of it.
For real.
Maryam just announced that she is "leaving the rear." Both of us have to go to work. Jeezus. So sick of it.
For real.
I wish I could think of more things that happened in the rear over this break, but I am coming to a blank. The rear has seen a lot of sh*t these last few weeks.
Peace.
More to come from the rear later.